Evan Klose Friis (suma cum laude, 1967) triple majored in physics, chemistry, and proctology. Later in his studies at Harvard he discovered a new element which he named "Bonerphonium."
"my god man! stable for only attoseconds at a time! it says here it's got an atomic weight of... wait, who drew a picture of a cock'n'balls in my notebook?"
"no time for that now! get president nixon on the line!"
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"my god man! stable for only attoseconds at a time! it says here it's got an atomic weight of... wait, who drew a picture of a cock'n'balls in my notebook?"
"no time for that now! get president nixon on the line!"
B_2 + PhO_4^-3 --> <==3 + 1200 TeV
blogger not letting me use subscripts makes me shit
"Confirmed, president Nixon is on the bonerphone..."
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