Thursday, September 11, 2008

Long Lost Yearbook Pictures, Pt. 4


Young Joel McWilliams, fresh off the discovery of extra-terrestrial life, attempted to make contact with the strange creature. However, his classmates tortured him with hateful names, such as 'sinus supremus' and 'zero charisma.' Eventually, Joel joined the Marine Corp and disappeared into central Asia.

Much later, his mother received a letter, written entirely in Finnish, describing a great and terrible Leviathan. The letter, signed in what appeared to be human blood, is the last known correspondence of the prolific McWilliams.