Wednesday, October 15, 2008

PRE-PRODUCTION: LHC - The Large Hard-On Collider



We have officially begun pre-production on a short film which will chronicle the story of science's most daring experiment to date: the collision of large hard-ons in an attempt to learn lessons about life, the universe, and maybe even male platonic love.

I've written a script, most of the characters have been cast with people from the office, EK Friis has been attached to be our physics consultant, we have access to some super sweet cameras and special effects know-how, and all that's left to do is some location scouting at USC and construction of a green screen.

GET READY FOR SOME MUTHAFU**IN SCIENCE!!!

1 comment:

kearly said...

maybe the fundamental questions of our time... nay, history!... will be answered.

what is the fundamental particle of a hard on?

is there an anti-hard on? (i can think of several)

is there any risk of accidentally creating a "black hard on"?