its official. i took the driving test today. it took me more than an hour and a half, and the weather in fremont was so hot i sweated through the seat of my jeans. but it all worked out.
"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
i am now licensed to operate everything but big rigs, firetrucks, and anything that leaves the ground. i'd really like to drive those double decker tour buses around san francisco. they give you a PA system on those. one of my co-workers drives a BART train, maybe she can hook me up...
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bus driver... san francisco...
dude i just watched dirty harry. there is no end to the shenanigans you could pull this summer, i.e. unannounced field trips to santa rosa.
Greg + Lots of small children + driving in San Francisco x Dirty Harry = EXPLOSION IN HAIL OF POLICE GUNFIRE.
"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
"you're a doody-head!"
So how many different vehicle types are you now licensed to drive and how many more possible vehicles remain?
PS you should learn to drive trains next
i am now licensed to operate everything but big rigs, firetrucks, and anything that leaves the ground. i'd really like to drive those double decker tour buses around san francisco. they give you a PA system on those. one of my co-workers drives a BART train, maybe she can hook me up...
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